We have the video of POTUS Donald Trump tossing paper towels into the crowd on Puerto Rico.
Fortunately, Bounty is made by Proctor & Gamble, a fine US (continent) company.
Puerto Rico is broke (to put it nicely; roughly eighty billion dollars in debt with no real assets) and now their crops are gone (and their houses.)
But, thanks to Donald Trump, they now have very nice paper towels. Perhaps Mister Trump believes the commercials: that the paper towels can clean up any mess.
That makes him today’s Person of Interest.